The "What The Fuck Happened Last Night" Blues

So I got really drunk last night and passed out in my room. I woke up today and I haven't been outside yet, but every time I look out the window it's completely fucking empty outside. It's a ghost town here. Normally there's always somebody outside walking or playing some kind of sport. This is a college after all. But today...nothingness.

Earlier I had woken up and there was a loud siren going off, not like a police siren but like an emergency siren, the one you only hear when it's a drill. I don't know about where you're from, but where I'm from they always did a tornado siren drill every Wednesday at 12 noon exactly. Problem is, it's Saturday. And I went back to sleep after hearing the siren.

So is everyone dead? Gone? Did some emergency event cause everyone to flee the area? Am I the only survivor? Ignorance is bliss, I guess.

Compact Disc Applebee's Blues

I went to Best Buy tonight and bought a CD. Now I know what you're saying. "The 1990's called and they want their main music technology format back." First of all, faggot, I'd say cassette tapes were more reminiscent of the 90's than CD's, but whatever.

Anyways, this marked the first time I've bought a CD in as long as I can remember. Probably at least a couple years. They're outdated. I'm surprised they still sell them. Nobody sells VHS tapes anymore, when are CD's gonna be phased out? When are stores gonna stop selling them? Pretty soon, I'm guessing. Nobody really uses CD's anymore, honestly.

Here's my main ways of obtaining music throughout my life, in chronological order (and I'm only 19): CD, Napster, Kazaa/Limewire, buying select songs on iTunes, getting free music from other people's iTunes by putting it onto my iPod, and now Ruckus (a free, legal music service for college students).

But I had a Best Buy gift card from Christmas that I haven't used and I really needed this CD. When I heard their music on their MySpace, I was blown away. The band is Stephen Malkmus and the Jicks.

Then after I picked up some boneless buffalo wings from Applebee's. I got Carside to Go and just pulled in a parking lot closeby and ate them in my car. They were fucking delicious. Boneless buffalo wings are my favorite food ever besides corn on the cob. But the hot sauce rocked my world. Literally. I was choking for air and my mouth was burning up. So fucking hot. It was almost to the point where the hotness in my mouth/burning pain was outweighing the tastiness of the buffalo wings. It was really extreme, well as extreme as eating food can be.

But hey, this isn't an Applebee's commercial.

Cell Phone Blues

I just talked on the cell phone for an hour and have a huge headache. Whenever I talk on my phone for more than like twenty minutes, my phone gets really hot and it hurts my face. I don't know if everyone's phone heats up, or if mine is just fucked up, but I feel like radiation just went straight into my head and I have cancer from my cell phone. Fuckin' cell phones.

Toilet Paper Blues

The already thinner-than paper toilet paper in the dorms got even thinner.

I didn't think it was possible.

1st Blog Entry (Not Ever)

Hey, this blog is where all my personal stuff goes.

I run a lot of other blogs, all of them aim to be funny, and some achieve that goal sometimes.

But I noticed I have no actual blog, one where I describe actual events in my life.

So this shall be the one.

And although it's aim isn't to be funny, knowing me, it will be! Just kidding. But. Yeah.